Bernie Madoff – The Turkey

by Batter Bernie on November 24, 2009

Bernard Madoff - The Turkey

It’s thanksgiving this week and naturally our thoughts turn to what we are grateful for – and yet on this site – thanks isn’t exactly at the forefront of our minds.

It would be easy at this point to look at Mr. Madoff’s behavior and reflect that he handed society a much needed lesson in greed and personal ethics. The scores of people who handed over their money weren’t exactly uneducated – the “don’t ask don’t tell policy” relieved the investors of any potential knowledge of ethics violations while at the same time allowing Mr Madoff to relieve them of their money.

But that doesn’t make it any easier for the victims: the foundations, their employees, the intended recipients – all of whom now have nothing. Unfortunately the money is gone – long ago transferred to another broker’s account or shoved up Mr. Madoff’s nose and no amount of vilification will make it reappear.

Much as we would like to think otherwise, Mr. Madoff was able to get away with his fraud because we allowed it – we didn’t ask questions, we took risks with our money and our livelihoods without understanding what we were doing. We gambled because we thought we had an inside edge – make no mistake – if we were going to be winners – there had to be losers somewhere out there. It is our desire for quick, undeserved and unearned wealth, that enable figures like Bernard Madoff to succeed.

None of this is new, frauds come and go every decade, every century and we always seem to forget the lessons – who now remembers Nick Leeson?

So thank you Bernie, our hope is that through sites like this, we can keep your name and actions in the public consciousness. By writing about you and reminding people of your wickedness, maybe we’ll be a little slower to jump on the bandwagon when the next trickster comes along. Somehow though, I doubt it…

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Bernie Madoff & the Walk of Shame

by Batter Bernie on November 17, 2009

Bernie Madoff Apologizes - Hah!

It’s quite an interesting process this blog – coming up with new ways that would deliver some reciprocity for Bernie Madoff’s actions. Again – the more we think about it the more it is just maddening that he can wreck and ruin numerous charities, destroy people’s lives and yet his punishment is a gentle incarceration. And sure, we recognize that many of the investors were greedy sods who weren’t exactly concerned about the ethics of Bernie’s operation – and sure, we don’t exactly aspire to an orange jumpsuit – but there’s just that feeling that, relatively speaking, he got away with it.

One of the things about being locked up is that it removes the perpetrator from society – which if you’re Bernie Madoff – is exactly what you want. Financial fraud is all done remotely, you don’t see the faces of those that you’re stealing from – you don’t have to stare the poor mug in the eye as you rob them – you press a button and hey presto – their money is gone. So – today’s idea is this:

Let’s take some of the money recovered from the sale of Mr. Madoff’s assets – enough to pay for a car, gas, salary and accommodation for three guards / drivers – say around $400k a year – and let’s have Mr. Madoff driven to meet all of the people he’s swindled. Let’s take him to the annual meeting of the charities he’s ripped off, let’s put him in front of the University students who will miss out on new facilities because of him, let’s take him to the grave sites with family members – instead of keeping him locked up – let’s take him out and get him in front of those who’s life he irrevocably changed.

There’s nothing inhumane about this – sure it costs a little – but if there are a couple of thousand investors who lost money – (and assuming no proportional distribution of recovered revenue) that’s $200 each. Is $200 worth it? We think so – hell, we’d even write a check!

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Bernie Madoff – a Child Molester?

November 10, 2009

So – having won his first fight in prison, the criminal Madoff is busy out generating respect in his new environment and that just ticks me off.  No doubt his fellow cons believe he has access to the money and power he had outside and maybe he’s picking up some criminal envy for screwing so […]

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Scaring Bernie Madoff

November 5, 2009

Having just got back from Halloween in New Orleans and seeing the mass of people dressed up in terrifying outfits – I couldn't but help think of that other scary figure: Mr. Bernard Madoff.  New Orleans is famous for many things: food, booze, mis-managed disaster recovery (thank you Brownie!) but it's also famous for cemetaries […]

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Slap Bernie Madoff

October 20, 2009

One thing that most white collar criminals fear is physical pain – their crimes are committed from a distance and they rarely see the actual result of their actions on a person's life; the loss, the stress, the arguments, the changes in physical behavior and appearance.  Well – much as though I think it would […]

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Bernie Madoff in Another Robbery

October 19, 2009

It seems that a Wisconsin low life is not without a sense of irony – after running from his third bank robbery, witnesses informed police that he was wearing a Bernie Madoff Halloween mask.  You can read more about it here. What I particularly like about this is that it reinforces in the public mind […]

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Bernie in Battle in Prison

October 15, 2009

Reports on the internet today on how Bernie Madoff got into his first prison scuffle and won by pushing over another seventy year old – apparently he has gained some credibility with his fellow criminals. That's right his "fellow criminals." Nothing's really changed for Bernie, he's still pushing people around and knocking them over – […]

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Bernie Madoff – Halloween Horror

October 12, 2009

Halloween is just round the corner and what better to scare the wits out of the Kid's parents – the Bernie Madoff rubber mask.  Imagine the horror – your child arrives at the door with a sack full of candy and leaves bawling with a sack full of nothing – oh the joys of being […]

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Madoff Family Sued for Almost $200 Million

October 8, 2009

Here's a nice article from Injuryboard.com – seems that Mr. Madoff and family had been siphoning off hundreds of millions of dollars before it all went up in smoke – wow, Shocker! I particularly like the idea of the family giving themselves titles like "Chief Compliance Officer" – really – compliance? You can read the […]

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Bernie Madoff has Cancer?

September 14, 2009

Here’s an interesting article from http://www.examiner.com with the crowd pleasing headline: Bernie Madoff has Cancer   Really – couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. Tim Worstall, the writer of the article reckons Bernie knew it was coming – we can only hope. Check out the full article here.

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