Halloween is just round the corner and what better to scare the wits out of the Kid's parents – the Bernie Madoff rubber mask. Imagine the horror – your child arrives at the door with a sack full of candy and leaves bawling with a sack full of nothing – oh the joys of being an evil, spiteful, selfish little man!
You can get your mask from Rubie's Costume Company (apparently although I couldn't find it on their crappy flash website!)